January 22nd, 2010

Got up from the dinner table to answer the phone and slammed all the toes on my left foot against the table leg.

January 21th, 2010

My daughter came out of school with a delicate shoebox creation she's been working on as her visual for a book report. She handed it to me to hold and I promptly dropped it and it fell face down on the ground.

January 21st

1. took my large metal water bottle out of the freezer at work. Ended up holding the screw on cap while all the water spilled out and soaked the carpet.
2. used the scissors to cut open the new bag of coffee. Accidentally got my hand in the way and now have 2 perfect little cuts on the bottom of my palm.
   

January 20th, 2010

Moved my daughter's soccer stuff out the front door to be ready for the carpool. Tossed the ball out the front door without really thinking about it, then had to run down the street after it as it rolled away.

January 19th, 2010

Filled glass coffee pot with water. Turned to take pot to coffee maker. Whacked glass coffee pot on metal cookie sheet standing upright in dish drainer.

January 19th continiued

While crouching and trying to unplug the old fax toppled a bit so my head was momentarily stuck between the copier and the storage boxes of old records.

January 19th

While depositing my ballot in the ballot box that looks like a mailbox, I almost dislocated my left arm. Apparently, it's a good idea to stop and deposit rather than drive by and deposit.